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The Lord of the Chopsticks: The Fellowship of the Chopstick

The word chopstick is normally associated with wooden eating implements, or perhaps a catchy easy to play piano composition. Yesterday I associated it with trapsing all over Scarborough to find the former. A meal to Luke was long overdue as he had already cooked me 3 fantastic meals, so I agreed to do a stir fry on the condition that we would eat it with chopsticks and that I would also find a plate to eat the meal on. Alas my previous plate met its doom when it collided with the kitchen floor at high speed. Many a heff meal was eaten on its ceramic surface, lost but not forgotten! However finding chopsticks in Scarborough was not as easy as I first thought, so Luke and I set on a quest to find some.

Here’s a list of the menacing culprits which failed to serve me the aforementioned sticks of oriental culinary tools:

  • Tesco (Who also didn’t sell any plates which weren’t made of paper, what’s the deal with that?!)
  • Costcutter
  • Iceland
  • Wilkinsons (Who did sell plates so I got one. So they’re only semi-evil)
  • TK Maxx (Long shot,I know!)
  • Matalan (Another long shot!)

Finally the Oriental superstore yielded results (a good first place to look, but I only happened upon it by chance), so hats off to them.

‘Twas the day of Neil’s birthday, so we all decided to go out for a chinese meal but there was no way I was wasting the use of my newly bought chopsticks, that were so hard to find. Therefore I didn’t care about the strange looks when I got my chopsticks out of my pocket and tucked in to my chinese meal.

The stir fry was delayed until today, of which I received a good review from Luke.

Oh and thanks everyone for the welcome posts on their blogs, of course there are far too many to people to name here ;-)

  • James
    I was actually referring to Wilkinsons as being semi-evil because they served me a plate, but no chopsticks. But thanks for your amusing thoughts on semi-evil plates. I think half of the semi-evil plate (the evil half) is made of indestructable crockery-it can only be unmade in the fires of Mount Wilkinsons. Oh and whenever you eat off that half you see a large fork wreathed in flame...
  • "Wilkinsons (Who did sell plates so I got one. So they’re only semi-evil)"
    So, has the plate hatched any semi evil schemes yet? Or is it biding its semi evil time, so that it can get on your good side, before commiting a semi evil act? What, in fact, is a semi-evil plate capable of doing?! Habouring some nasty looking e-coli germs? refusing to be washed?! who knows?!
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