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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Being a film that I’ve read all the books for, although this was years ago and I can only remember bits of it, it did give me an idea of what to expect. I was utterly blown away with this film, in fact if it wasn’t for the mandatory intermission halfway through the film, it even managed to make me forget that I was watching it in the twilight zone that is Scarborough’s Futurist cinema. I did almost explode when the intermission came on, but I won’t dwell on it as this film deserves a proper review.

I thought this film was absolutely spot on. For me, it created a fully believable and fantastic fantasy world, with a range of interesting, quirky and sometimes downright evil characters, some with superbly chosen voice actors. You could almost feel the initial wonder and surprise of a child stumbling upon a fantastic new world. This film made me want to find the story that I was writing and continue with it (Yeah, that’s right I was writing a story!). The film also sported with what I thought was a stunning soundtrack by Harry Greggson-Williams, my apparently 3rd favourite artist, according to Last.fm. The children’s acting wasn’t too shabby and certainly wasn’t as bad as the acting in the early Harry Potter films! The only thing with the acting and the portrayal of the children is that with the exception of one, they were just too nice!

All in all, I can’t emphasise enough how good this film was. It came so close to being better than Return of the King (my favourite film) for me. In a way it’s almost dissapointing that I’ll never like a film as much as RotK, but when I have thoughts like that I think it’s probably best to forget about them and watch RotK again.

The Chronicles of Narnia receives the coveted 5/5 starfish. Go watch it, and if you can help it, somewhere other than Scarborough!

  • MattH
    Now that would be interesting ;)
  • Hehe, it was a cool film!

    I too would be very interested to see your story :) I bet it involves a strange plotline involving Skye Mangle and an unfortunate event with a Leek!
  • Lol one screen!? That's hilarious - how ironic that it's called the Futurist as well. Wish I had a nearby "cinema" like that. I have no doubts about your ability to write well, this has already been proven - it's the subject matter that needs to be questioned. Bloomin elves and bows - you should write about an elephant that has lost his balloon. You'll have to email me a copy sometime.
  • MattH
    I reckon, from your review, I may go see this film back home at my 10-screen cinema hehe (not actually in my town though!).
    I think I remember you mentioning/showing me part of this story in the 1st year :)
  • Hehe fair enough, I'm not really used to paying for a film at the cinema still :P
    But I bet when you go into the Odeon, you'll get a choice of what you want to watch. It's so weird going into the Futurist and asking for a ticket and not specifying the film you want to see-since there's only one showing!

    As for the story, yeah I started it like 2 years ago, but stopped it shortly after. It was fantasy orientated and did in fact involve elves, one in particular having a fondness for using a bow and arrow. So you weren't far off! It sounds rubbish describing it, but my first chapter got good reviews from some English students (which happened to be my friends!)
  • Glad to hear Narnia is awesome - hopefully I shall be going to see that this week at lovely Odeon with their lovely high ticket prices. Still, atleast it will be intermission free. Didn't know you were writing a story - was it possibly about a hilariously inaccurate Ranger who has dillusions of grandeur?

    RotK is most excellent - but I'm afraid it's trumped by Gattaca and Count of Monte Cristo.
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