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Quotes of the Week

July 29th, 2006 James

This one is long overdue:

“Shag, marry, kill…Is that a Lord of the Rings game?” -Simon Hartley, 2006

“I wish I was Tom’s girlfriend” -James Oliver-Carton, 2006 (Taken ever so slightly out of context though!)

“Her eyes were as blue as the Windows taskbar” -Andrew Markwick, 2006 (found here)

Quote of the Week

March 28th, 2006 James

“Everything’s got really shit lately” -Matthew Hirons, 2006

Quotes of the Week

March 6th, 2006 James

Whilst this one technically wasn’t made during this week, it’s still good:

“Hastings is just like Scarborough, but on the sea” – Matthew Stabeler, 2006

“The day that Jennifer Lopez wins an Oscar is the day that I stop watching it.” – James Oliver-Carton, 2006